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- Destruction of the World as Predicted in the End of Days Prophecies
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Did you have to be so nice to the crazy lady?
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We’d just eaten lunch at the Big Chicken, a major landmark Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant in Marietta, Georgia, and as we walked through the parking lot afterwards, my husband asked, “Did you have to be so nice to the crazy …
Posted in Humor, Pay It Forward
Tagged big chicken, crazy lady, how people will remember you, how will people remember you, how you affect the world, leaving your mark, make a difference, making a difference, pay it forward, reincarnation, strangers on the street, your impact on the world
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The Lonely Garbage Can
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One of my childhood memories included walking to school along a sidewalk where the snow was over my head on each side. Decades later I could not help but question the validity of the memory – surely it was the …
Posted in 60s and 70s, Deep Thoughts, Humor
Tagged atlanta blizzard, atlanta flood, atlanta snow storm, atlanta snowstorm, blizzard of 1966, blizzard of 2011, flood of 2009, record snow storm, record snowstorm, record storms, rochester blizzard, rochester snow storm, rochester snowstorm
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Laughter is a Brain Disease
Apparently, laughter is a brain disease. I kid you not. I was researching mental disorders for something I was writing, when I came across a reference to “laughing epilepsy.” Having the propensity to laugh myself, more so than the average …
Posted in Body Business, Humor
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The Idiot Proof Recipe
The night before Thanksgiving had arrived, and it was my job to make the Green Bean Casserole to bring to Thanksgiving dinner at our friend’s house. She was cooking up a feast of turkey, sweet potato casserole, fresh pumpkin pie …
Posted in Humor
Tagged cooking humor, cream of mushroom, cream of mushroom soup, crispy fried onions, green bean casserole, holiday humor, humor, idiot proof, idiot proof recipe, idiot proof recipes, murphies law, murphy's law, mushroom soup, thanksgiving, thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving humor
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The Devil’s Taxes in the Mountain States
The devil began his journey on Route 666 in Arizona and New Mexico, paid for with tax dollars and officially called the Devil’s Highway. The name has since changed but the legends live on. His visit to Utah was equally …
Posted in Business, Government, Humor
Tagged 666, Arizona, Colorado, devil, devil's highway, devil's road, humor, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, New Mexico, number of the beast, number of the devil, route 666, tax, tax humor, taxes, Utah, Wyoming
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Ann Landers’ Pencil Test
We’ve all heard of Ann Lander’s pencil test: If you can hold up a pencil you need to wear a bra. I never could hold up a pencil. All through my teens it was my dream that someday I’d be …
1970s Slang of the Hippies
Remember the 70’s? It was a continuation of the 60’s generation with love and peace and flower power. Make love, not war. POW/MIA bracelets. We listened to 33 or 45 RPM records on our record players and 78 RPM records …
Posted in 60s and 70s, Humor
Tagged 1960s, 1970s, 33 rpm, 45 rpm, 60s, 70s, 78 rpm, bippie, boogie, cop a feel, hip huggers, hiphuggers, hippie, hippie generation, kiss my grits, let it all hang out, love train, make love not war, manual typewriters, pow mia, pow/mia, seventies, sexual revolution, sixties, the fuzz, you bet your bippie
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